mazedaar Jokes

Teacher: Tum itni der se school kyu aaye?
Student: Sir, raste me board laga tha “School Ahead, Go Slow!”
Teacher: Arre woh gaadiyon ke liye hota hai!
Student: Par sir… main bhi toh chal kar hi aata hoon! 😄

Wife: Suno, tum mujhse kitna pyaar karte ho?
Husband: Wifi jitna…
Wife: Matlab?
Husband: Door raho to signal kam ho jaata hai! 😂

Doctor: Tumhari problem kya hai?
Patient: Doctor sahab, mujhe log ignore karte hain!
Doctor: Next!
😂😂

Teacher: Future kaise banoge?
Student: Ma’am, future ban hi nahi pa raha…
Teacher: Kyun?
Student: Har baar “loading” hi hota rehta hai! 🤣

Teacher: Pappu, tumhare ghar me kaun sabse intelligent hai?
Pappu: Sir, mummy.
Teacher: Achha kaise?
Pappu: Kyunki sabke questions ka answer “main baad me bataungi” se nikal deti hain! 😂

Wife: Tum mujhse bahut pyaar karte ho na?
Husband: Haan bilkul!
Wife: Phir fridge me chocolate kyu chhupayi?
Husband: Arre… pyaar me thoda suspense bhi to hona chahiye! 😂